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Pan card swallowed

Wife, “My husband has swallowed his Pancard, by mistake. Doctor, do something, immediately.”

Doctor, ” Get him to swallow his  Aadhar, both need to be linked, before I attempt anything.”

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Medical student joke

Medical College Professor to a girl student : “Which human body part expands 5 times its normal size…?”

Girl Student : “Sir I can’t answer this question, it’s too embarrassing…

Professor asked the same question to a male student.

Male Student : “It’s the Pupil of a human eye…”

Professor : “Correct.”

Then Professor turned to the female student and said : “Listen lady, Not only your thinking is wrong but your expectations are also very high…

5 times is too much” πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Doctor & God joke

A Doctor died at 45 and went to heaven..

He asked God why he was dead at such an early age..

God replied…

” Son according to the hours you have worked, you should be 90 by now ”

And then the doctor replied…’but according to the money I have made…I should have been 25 !!’

..and then god replied…’Chal woh toh theek hai.. ab aa hi gaya hai to zara blood pressure check kar de !’πŸ˜‰πŸ˜€

Urologist Joke

A urologist had a leak in his bathroom on a Sunday. He called a plumber who charged him a Β£50 call out fee plus another Β£100 for fixing the problem in 15 minutes. The urologist was shocked and said to the plumber – I am a Urologist and I fix human water works and I don’t get paid this much. The plumber replied – I know – that is why I quit Urology and took up plumbing! More money, taps don’t bleed and you don’t need an anaesthetist!

Story of psychiatrist and proctologist

Best friends graduated from medical school at the same time and decided that, in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to share office space and personnel. Dr. Smith was the psychiatrist and Dr. Jones was the proctologist. They put up a sign reading: “Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Hysterias and Posteriors.”

The town council was livid and insisted they change it. So, the docs changed it to read: “Schizoids and Hemorrhoids.”

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign. “Catatonics and High Colonics” – No go.

Next, they tried “Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives” – thumbs down again. 

Then came “Minds and Behinds” – still no good.

Another attempt resulted in “Lost Souls and Butt Holes” – unacceptable again!

So they tried “Analysis and Anal Cysts” – not a chance. “Nuts and Butts” – no way.

“Freaks and Cheeks” – still no good. “Loons and Moons” – forget it.

Almost at their wit’s end, the docs finally came up with: “Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones – Specializing in Odds and Ends.”

Everyone loved it.πŸ˜“

Documentation Doctor Joke

​Once a Doctor was travelling by train from Mumbai to Bangalore! 
When the train started, He was traveling alone in the AC-I coupe.
Some time later, a Beautiful lady came and sat in the opposite berth! 

Doctor was pleasantly HappyπŸ™‚

The lady kept smiling at him…

This made him even more Happy☺

Then she went and sat next to him…. 

he was bubbling with JoyπŸ˜ŠπŸ˜πŸ€—

She then leant towards him and whispered in his ear…

*”Hand over all your cash, cards and mobile phone to me , else I will shout loudly and tell everybody that you are  harassing and misbehaving with me” *

The Doctor stared blankly at her πŸ™„

He took out a paper and a pen from his bag and wrote ” I am sorry, I can not hear or speak… Please write on this paper whatever you want to say” 

The lady wrote everything what she said earlier and gave it to him! 
Doctor took her note, kept it nicely in his pocket…
He got up and told her in clear tones…”
*Now shout & scream !!*
Moral of the story : *DOCUMENTATION IS VERY IMPORTANT*