एक मोबाइल कंपनी के सेल्समैन को दस्त हो गये ,
वह सीधा डॉक्टर के पास गया और उसने अपनी तकतीफ कुछ यूँ बयां की…
*डॉक्टर साहब , सुबह से ही अनलिमिटेड आउट गोइंग चल रही है ,*
*अंन्दर से नई-नई रिंगटोन सुनाई दे रही हैं ,*
*पेट में बैलेंस भी खत्म हो गया है ,*
*छोटा रिचार्ज भी करता हूं तो , पाँच मिनट में ही बेलेंस निल हो जाता है,*
*” कृपया इस स्कीम को किसी भी तरह बंन्द कीजिये “*
Wife, “My husband has swallowed his Pancard, by mistake. Doctor, do something, immediately.”
Doctor, ” Get him to swallow his Aadhar, both need to be linked, before I attempt anything.”
Medical College Professor to a girl student : “Which human body part expands 5 times its normal size…?”
Girl Student : “Sir I can’t answer this question, it’s too embarrassing…
Professor asked the same question to a male student.
Male Student : “It’s the Pupil of a human eye…”
Professor : “Correct.”
Then Professor turned to the female student and said : “Listen lady, Not only your thinking is wrong but your expectations are also very high…
5 times is too much” 😂😂
😡 Angry Sharma barged into the Cardiologist clinic and held him by his collar : “Did u tell my wife that she has a cute vagina…?”
Doctor : U fuckin idiot,
I told her that she has “Acute Angina..!!” 😂
A Doctor died at 45 and went to heaven..
He asked God why he was dead at such an early age..
” Son according to the hours you have worked, you should be 90 by now ”
And then the doctor replied…’but according to the money I have made…I should have been 25 !!’
..and then god replied…’Chal woh toh theek hai.. ab aa hi gaya hai to zara blood pressure check kar de !’😉😀
A urologist had a leak in his bathroom on a Sunday. He called a plumber who charged him a £50 call out fee plus another £100 for fixing the problem in 15 minutes. The urologist was shocked and said to the plumber – I am a Urologist and I fix human water works and I don’t get paid this much. The plumber replied – I know – that is why I quit Urology and took up plumbing! More money, taps don’t bleed and you don’t need an anaesthetist!
Best friends graduated from medical school at the same time and decided that, in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to share office space and personnel. Dr. Smith was the psychiatrist and Dr. Jones was the proctologist. They put up a sign reading: “Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Hysterias and Posteriors.”
The town council was livid and insisted they change it. So, the docs changed it to read: “Schizoids and Hemorrhoids.”
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign. “Catatonics and High Colonics” – No go.
Next, they tried “Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives” – thumbs down again.
Then came “Minds and Behinds” – still no good.
Another attempt resulted in “Lost Souls and Butt Holes” – unacceptable again!
So they tried “Analysis and Anal Cysts” – not a chance. “Nuts and Butts” – no way.
“Freaks and Cheeks” – still no good. “Loons and Moons” – forget it.
Almost at their wit’s end, the docs finally came up with: “Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones – Specializing in Odds and Ends.”
Everyone loved it.😓