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Diarrhoea to mobile salesman

एक मोबाइल कंपनी के सेल्समैन को दस्त हो गये ,
वह सीधा डॉक्टर के पास गया और उसने अपनी तकतीफ कुछ यूँ बयां की…
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*डॉक्टर साहब , सुबह से ही अनलिमिटेड आउट गोइंग चल रही है ,*
*अंन्दर से नई-नई रिंगटोन सुनाई दे रही हैं ,*
*पेट में बैलेंस भी खत्म हो गया है ,*
*छोटा रिचार्ज भी करता हूं तो , पाँच मिनट में ही बेलेंस निल हो जाता है,*
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*” कृपया इस स्कीम को किसी भी तरह बंन्द कीजिये “*

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Veterinary Doctor

A doctor became sick…
He consulted many friends in Multi Specialty Hospitals 🏥… Still he couldn’t get cured…
He was sad…

Then his wife 👩advised him “Why don’t you consult a Veterinary doctor?”

He was shocked 😨😳…
He screamed at her… “Are you mad… ?” 😡

She spoke softly… “Nothing happened to me…. It is you having a problem… You wake up early in the morning 🌞 like a Cock 🐔, take half bath like a Crow 🐧 , eat something like a Monkey 🐒, then run to hospital like a Race Horse 🐴🐎, you work like a Donkey 🐺, there you talk sweet with patients & scream at your juniors like a Wild Bear 🐻, evening 🌝 you reach home and bark at us like a Dog 🐕, then you eat like a Crocodile 🐊, 🌚 you go to bed and sleep like a Buffalo 🐃.. immediately preparing for emergency call
That’s the reason why I asked you to meet a Veterinary doctor…”

The doctor just sat there shocked looking at his wife.. 😳

Wife asked him, “Now why are looking at me like an Owl…?”
😂😂😀😃😭😰

Doctor diaries

Hilarious and sometimes embarrassing moments in a doctor’s practice. Hope you will love them as I enjoyed reading! 
1. A man comes into the ER and yells. . ……

‘My wife’s going to have her baby in the cab.’

I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady’s dress

and began to take off her underwear.

Suddenly I noticed that there

were several cabs – – – and I was in the wrong one.
Submitted by Dr Mark MacDonald,

San Francisco
2.

At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and

slightly deaf female patient’s anterior chest wall.

‘Big breaths,’. .

I instructed. ‘Yes, they used to be,’. . . replied the patient.

Submitted by Dr. Richard Byrnes,

Seattle , WA
3.

One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife that

her husband had died of a massive myocardial infarct.

Not more than five minutes later, I heard her reporting to the rest of the family that

he had died of a ‘massive internal fart.’
Submitted by Dr. Susan Steinberg
4.

While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked, ‘How

long have you been bedridden?’

After a look of complete confusion she answered . . . ‘

Why, not for about

twenty years – when my husband was

alive.

Submitted by Dr. Steven Swanson-

Corvallis , OR  
 
5.

A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room when a young woman with purple hair styled into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety of

tattoos, and wearing strange clothing, entered….. It was quickly

determined that the patient had acute appendicitis, so she was

scheduled for immediate surgery… When she was completely disrobed on the operating table, the staff noticed that her pubic hair had been dyed green and above it there was a tattoo that read .’ Keep off the grass.’
Once the surgery was completed, the surgeon wrote a short note on the patient’s dressing, which said ‘Sorry . . . had to mow the lawn.’
Submitted by RN JAMESON
AND

FINALLY!! ! .. . .. . . . . . . . . . . THE FUNNIEST?
Baby’s First Doctor Visit
This made me laugh out loud.

I hope it will give you a smile!
A woman and a baby were in the doctor’s examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby’s first exam. The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.
‘Breast-fed,’ she replied…
‘Well, strip down to your waist,’ the doctor ordered.

She did. He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a

very professional and detailed examination.
Motioning to her to get dressed,

the doctor said, ‘No wonder this baby is underweight. You don’t have any milk.’
‘I know,’ she said, ‘I’m his Grandma, but I’m glad I came.’ 😄😄😄

Medical student joke

Medical College Professor to a girl student : “Which human body part expands 5 times its normal size…?”

Girl Student : “Sir I can’t answer this question, it’s too embarrassing…

Professor asked the same question to a male student.

Male Student : “It’s the Pupil of a human eye…”

Professor : “Correct.”

Then Professor turned to the female student and said : “Listen lady, Not only your thinking is wrong but your expectations are also very high…

5 times is too much” 😂😂