When I became a Doctor’s wife
All the Romance went out of my life.
When,there is a crescent moonlit night
It reminds him of falcifarum gametocyte.
If I hold his hand with sudden impulse
He thinks I want to check his pulse.
Once on his shoulder I put my head
“Do you have torticollis?” worried, he said
When my face flushes with pleasure
He rushes to check my blood pressure.
“My eyes stare at your handsome face” I tease
He thinks I suffer from Graves Disease
When on his lap I put feet of mine
He tries to elicit the Babinsky’s sign
When I dress up and ask his opinion
“Consious cooperative,well oriented”is his decision
Yess, full of diseases is this poor life
When you become A doctor’s wife
A doctor became sick…
He consulted many friends in Multi Specialty Hospitals 🏥… Still he couldn’t get cured…
He was sad…
Then his wife 👩advised him “Why don’t you consult a Veterinary doctor?”
He was shocked 😨😳…
He screamed at her… “Are you mad… ?” 😡
She spoke softly… “Nothing happened to me…. It is you having a problem… You wake up early in the morning 🌞 like a Cock 🐔, take half bath like a Crow 🐧 , eat something like a Monkey 🐒, then run to hospital like a Race Horse 🐴🐎, you work like a Donkey 🐺, there you talk sweet with patients & scream at your juniors like a Wild Bear 🐻, evening 🌝 you reach home and bark at us like a Dog 🐕, then you eat like a Crocodile 🐊, 🌚 you go to bed and sleep like a Buffalo 🐃.. immediately preparing for emergency call
That’s the reason why I asked you to meet a Veterinary doctor…”
The doctor just sat there shocked looking at his wife.. 😳
Wife asked him, “Now why are looking at me like an Owl…?”
Patient – I have Thyroid since 5 years
Doctor – Hypo/Hyper?
Pt – Thyroid, doctor, THYROID!
Doc – Yes but..
Pt – The butterfly shaped gland in the neck which secretes T1 & T2 hormones!😇
Doc – T1 & T2 are airport terminals in Mumbai. Your thyroid gland makes T3 & T4!