Category Archives: Jokes

Diarrhoea to mobile salesman

एक मोबाइल कंपनी के सेल्समैन को दस्त हो गये ,
वह सीधा डॉक्टर के पास गया और उसने अपनी तकतीफ कुछ यूँ बयां की…
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*डॉक्टर साहब , सुबह से ही अनलिमिटेड आउट गोइंग चल रही है ,*
*अंन्दर से नई-नई रिंगटोन सुनाई दे रही हैं ,*
*पेट में बैलेंस भी खत्म हो गया है ,*
*छोटा रिचार्ज भी करता हूं तो , पाँच मिनट में ही बेलेंस निल हो जाता है,*
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*” कृपया इस स्कीम को किसी भी तरह बंन्द कीजिये “*

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Doctor’s wife

When I became a Doctor’s wife

All the Romance went out of my life.

When,there is a crescent moonlit night

It reminds him of falcifarum gametocyte.

If I hold his hand with sudden impulse

He thinks I want to check his pulse.

Once on his shoulder I put my head

“Do you have torticollis?” worried, he said

When my face flushes with pleasure

He rushes to check my blood pressure.

“My eyes stare at your handsome face” I tease

He thinks I suffer from Graves Disease

When on his lap I put feet of mine

He tries to elicit the Babinsky’s sign

When I dress up and ask his opinion

“Consious cooperative,well oriented”is his decision

Yess, full of diseases is this poor life

When you become A doctor’s wife

Veterinary Doctor

A doctor became sick…
He consulted many friends in Multi Specialty Hospitals 🏥… Still he couldn’t get cured…
He was sad…

Then his wife 👩advised him “Why don’t you consult a Veterinary doctor?”

He was shocked 😨😳…
He screamed at her… “Are you mad… ?” 😡

She spoke softly… “Nothing happened to me…. It is you having a problem… You wake up early in the morning 🌞 like a Cock 🐔, take half bath like a Crow 🐧 , eat something like a Monkey 🐒, then run to hospital like a Race Horse 🐴🐎, you work like a Donkey 🐺, there you talk sweet with patients & scream at your juniors like a Wild Bear 🐻, evening 🌝 you reach home and bark at us like a Dog 🐕, then you eat like a Crocodile 🐊, 🌚 you go to bed and sleep like a Buffalo 🐃.. immediately preparing for emergency call
That’s the reason why I asked you to meet a Veterinary doctor…”

The doctor just sat there shocked looking at his wife.. 😳

Wife asked him, “Now why are looking at me like an Owl…?”
😂😂😀😃😭😰

Super speciality hospital – Joke

: A dentist, doing his first extraction on a patient, was understandably

nervous.
 When he got the molar out, his hand shook, he lost his grip on the instrument, and the tooth dropped down into the patient’s throat. 
“Sorry,” said the doctor. “You’re outside my specialty now.

You should see a laryngologist! .”
By the time the

unfortunate victim got to· the laryngologist, the tooth had worked its

way much further down.
The laryngologist examined the man. 

“Sorry,” said the doctor, “You’re outside my specialty now. You should see a

gastrologist! [stomach specialist].” 
The gastrologist X-rayed the

patient. 

“Sorry,” said the doctor,” the tooth has traveled into your

lower intestines. You should see an enterologist! ].” 
The enterologist took some X rays. 

“Sorry, the tooth isn’t there. It must have gone down farther . 

You should see a Proctologist! 
The Proctologist’s examined the patient…. inserted a proctoscope inside the . . . . and remarked…..
 “Good heavens, man! 🤔🤓

You’ve got a tooth up there!
You should see a dentist!”
😂😂😂😂
Dedicated to SUPER SPECIALTY HOSPITALS OF TODAY 🙏🙏🙏

Medical student joke

Medical College Professor to a girl student : “Which human body part expands 5 times its normal size…?”

Girl Student : “Sir I can’t answer this question, it’s too embarrassing…

Professor asked the same question to a male student.

Male Student : “It’s the Pupil of a human eye…”

Professor : “Correct.”

Then Professor turned to the female student and said : “Listen lady, Not only your thinking is wrong but your expectations are also very high…

5 times is too much” 😂😂