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Super speciality hospital – Joke

: A dentist, doing his first extraction on a patient, was understandably

nervous.
 When he got the molar out, his hand shook, he lost his grip on the instrument, and the tooth dropped down into the patient’s throat. 
“Sorry,” said the doctor. “You’re outside my specialty now.

You should see a laryngologist! .”
By the time the

unfortunate victim got toΒ· the laryngologist, the tooth had worked its

way much further down.
The laryngologist examined the man. 

“Sorry,” said the doctor, “You’re outside my specialty now. You should see a

gastrologist! [stomach specialist].” 
The gastrologist X-rayed the

patient. 

“Sorry,” said the doctor,” the tooth has traveled into your

lower intestines. You should see an enterologist! ].” 
The enterologist took some X rays. 

“Sorry, the tooth isn’t there. It must have gone down farther . 

You should see a Proctologist! 
The Proctologist’s examined the patient…. inserted a proctoscope inside the . . . . and remarked…..
 “Good heavens, man! πŸ€”πŸ€“

You’ve got a tooth up there!
You should see a dentist!”
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Dedicated to SUPER SPECIALTY HOSPITALS OF TODAY πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™

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Medical student joke

Medical College Professor to a girl student : “Which human body part expands 5 times its normal size…?”

Girl Student : “Sir I can’t answer this question, it’s too embarrassing…

Professor asked the same question to a male student.

Male Student : “It’s the Pupil of a human eye…”

Professor : “Correct.”

Then Professor turned to the female student and said : “Listen lady, Not only your thinking is wrong but your expectations are also very high…

5 times is too much” πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Doctor & God joke

A Doctor died at 45 and went to heaven..

He asked God why he was dead at such an early age..

God replied…

” Son according to the hours you have worked, you should be 90 by now ”

And then the doctor replied…’but according to the money I have made…I should have been 25 !!’

..and then god replied…’Chal woh toh theek hai.. ab aa hi gaya hai to zara blood pressure check kar de !’πŸ˜‰πŸ˜€

Urologist Joke

A urologist had a leak in his bathroom on a Sunday. He called a plumber who charged him a Β£50 call out fee plus another Β£100 for fixing the problem in 15 minutes. The urologist was shocked and said to the plumber – I am a Urologist and I fix human water works and I don’t get paid this much. The plumber replied – I know – that is why I quit Urology and took up plumbing! More money, taps don’t bleed and you don’t need an anaesthetist!