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Super speciality hospital – Joke

: A dentist, doing his first extraction on a patient, was understandably

nervous.
 When he got the molar out, his hand shook, he lost his grip on the instrument, and the tooth dropped down into the patient’s throat. 
“Sorry,” said the doctor. “You’re outside my specialty now.

You should see a laryngologist! .”
By the time the

unfortunate victim got toΒ· the laryngologist, the tooth had worked its

way much further down.
The laryngologist examined the man. 

“Sorry,” said the doctor, “You’re outside my specialty now. You should see a

gastrologist! [stomach specialist].” 
The gastrologist X-rayed the

patient. 

“Sorry,” said the doctor,” the tooth has traveled into your

lower intestines. You should see an enterologist! ].” 
The enterologist took some X rays. 

“Sorry, the tooth isn’t there. It must have gone down farther . 

You should see a Proctologist! 
The Proctologist’s examined the patient…. inserted a proctoscope inside the . . . . and remarked…..
 “Good heavens, man! πŸ€”πŸ€“

You’ve got a tooth up there!
You should see a dentist!”
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Dedicated to SUPER SPECIALTY HOSPITALS OF TODAY πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™