Bahubali & MBBS paper joke

MBBS question paper based on Bahubali: 
*”Write a note on approach to Kattappa killing Bahubali. Enumerate the organs most likely to be injured and write a note on hemopneumothorax.*


*”Discuss the various theories on why Kattappa killed Bahubali and how its affecting your practice population”* 

*”How will you screen Kattappa for impulsive behaviour with murderous tendencies in family practice”*
*”Use PHQ-9 to screen Devasena for depression and counsel her for PTSD”* 
*”Bahubali is brought to you dead due to a serious stab injury to the heart? How will you counsel his family members regarding organ donation?”.*


Go through the following scenario and answer the question that follows:
“Bhallaladeva is a constantly angry, restless and irritable. He has h/o lack of empathy and shows cruelty towards animals such as bulls and humans. His body is usually covered by minor oozes from scrapes and wounds. He is obsessive about his body and spends most of the day in the gym. 
Q: *Screen the family for adjustment issues and form a plan for management. Write a note on how you’ll apply your knowledge of counselling immature adolescents to make Bhalladeva feel better. Also discuss regarding risks of deliberate self harm and pathological masochism*
Bahubali is brought dead to your clinic. He has a sword passing through-and-through his heart. 
*Outline the steps involved in breaking the bad news to Kattappa and his friends without getting yourself beaten up and your clinic getting ransacked”*
*”A young dejected-looking youth presents to you saying that now that he knows why Kattappa killed Bahubali, there’s no more purpose in his life. How will you talk the young man out of committing suicide?”*



Expectations from patient

Hats off to the Doctor who wrote this in his clinic for his patients.
My *expectations* from my *patients*.
β–  Please bring your *old medical records* but *don’t bring* your *opinion* about your old doctor… I am *no better* than him/her…

β–  Wait *patiently* in the *queue*…

β–  My phone is for *EMERGENCY*…

β–  If you want, please do *wish* me when u meet me in a marriage or birthday party or a hotel but *don’t* discuss your health problems there also…

β–  Don’t *praise* me that I saved you, because I didn’t do anything *extra*, it’s my *duty to treat*… It is *God* who heals, but when there is a *complication* please *understand* it’s also *His wish*… Many complications, adverse effects of drugs are *not* my work… It’s sometimes *your own body* which responds in a *peculiar* way…

β–  If you are *not happy* with my work, *go away* to my *brother* or *sister* colleague, don’t just *waste* your time…

β–  Take my advice, *don’t read internet* and *decide* about your *treatment*, I *don’t* repair my computer seeing instructions on internet, so also you *can’t* get treatment on *Google*…

β–  Come *prepared* with your complaints… I am happy if you *write and bring* especially *points* and I can answer your points *well*…

β–  *Don’t answer your mobile* in *my cabin*, keep it on *SILENT mode* and *LISTEN to* me…

I end acknowledging that I am called a *_Doctor_ only because of you*… When you are in my cabin, you are only my *”Patient “* and *NOT* an *Officer* or *Minister* or *Media Man* or *Teacher*

and in the end I *remind* you that I too am a *_Human Being_* like you…

*Thank You*…

Generic medicineΒ 

Now a days, a lot of myth being spread by media and the politicians about generic and non generic drugs. So let us be clear about Drugs …..

1. Drugs are developed by pharma companies in labs and after lots of clinical testings for their safety and efficacy they enter into market as branded drugs in patented form by which means no other company can market that particular drug. This patent is given to the innovator for 20 years to recover the cost of that particular drug’s development.

2. Generic drug is nothing but that drug which is out of patent and can be manufactured and marketed by any company. Obviously generic drug becomes cheaper as it doesn’t involve the cost of drug development now.

3. As far as India is concerned , here in India we have  3 types of Medicine.

a) Patented and branded drugs means newly developed drugs

b) Branded generic drugs which majority of the drugs in India are.

c) Generic drugs sold by name of salt or active ingredient 

Before 2005, India used to have process patent that means Indian companies were free to manufacture any new or old drug through a different process than the process adopted by innovator by application of reverse engineering. This made Made in India drugs the cheapest in the world.

But after 2005, UPA Government signed a pact regarding product patent in World Trade Organisation which marked the end to availability of cheap new drugs in India as now Indian manufacturer were not allowed to make new drugs through different process.

This led to sale of new life saving drugs at exorbitant prices by multinational pharma giants. These days newly marketed drugs particularly for cancers, heart diseases, diabetes and many other life threatening diseases are out of reach of majority of patients due to their exorbitant prices.

So, we can easily understand that its the govt. policy which has led to the high cost of treatment and not the Indian pharma companies or doctors.

Regarding branded generics, let me tell you it is to ensure quality. As we know in every commodity brand value is built through strong and stringent quality control measures.

How can a doctor or patient ensure the quality if pure generic drug by salt name is sold ? Then the patients will be at the mercy of the chemist who will simply sell the brand with maximum profit.

So I request my worthy PM Modi ji to look into the matter carefully and discuss the matter with experts before uttering bad words about the doctors and Pharma co.s who serve the ailing humanity with utmost zeal and dedication. The loss of relation of Trust by such immature statements without knowing the facts fully is really damaging for the health of the nation.

Let’s not kill our pharma companies which have provided us the quality medicines at the most affordable prices .

Let’s Respect our doctors who serve the ailing humanity with utmost dedication, hard work, sacrifice and quest for excellence ;  keeping the patients above themselves…….

Generic drugs consent form

Drafting a consent before providing medical treatment. This is regarding the responsibility/liability related to prescribing a drug.
Is the approach realistic and acceptable? 

I Dr ________,would like to inform you that I am prescribing you medicines in the generic

name  according to the guidelines of the MCI , WHO and various govt bodies etc in your best interest and to my best knowledge.

I would like to inform you that there are basically two types of  drugs manufactured one innovator or research molecule and the other group called generic drugs.

I would also like to inform you that there is one innovator drug Brand and many generic brands .

The innovator drugs are generally expensive if it is not in the essential drug  price control.

I would like to also inform you that I am not liable for the side effects ,reaction etc which these drugs may cause other than the known side effects .

I am also not liable
For the efficacy of the drug

For the quality of the drug

For the  potency of the drug

For the impurities that may be present

For any resistance that you may develop

Whether they are counterfeits

Whether there are any other adverse reaction

It is the responsibility of



Drug Company

The dispensing pharmacist ,pharmacy or hospital and policy makers.
I have no role in the selection of these drugs nor can I influence the hospital ,pharmacy ,pharmacist , patient over the choice of drugs.
I am not liable for Any medico legal cases that may occur in the future concerning the concerned drugs and all such queries etc should be directed to the above responsible parties.
It is entirely your responsibility which drug brand you choose and I will not be liable for the same.

For full information on innovator drugs brand name and generic company there are lots of online website were you can get the information.or you can ask the pharmacist who will/should give you the said info.
If after reading this you give me consent then I will prescribe you medicines with a Belief  and  knowledge that it will

/ may help you in the course of treatment .

Please mark below what type of drugs you would prefer. .
Thanking you. For placing your trust and health in my hands.


Degree:_______                        Sign:

Reg no:________

Council: _______                            Patient’s name:

______________                                                Date:__________