Story of psychiatrist and proctologist

Best friends graduated from medical school at the same time and decided that, in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to share office space and personnel. Dr. Smith was the psychiatrist and Dr. Jones was the proctologist. They put up a sign reading: “Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Hysterias and Posteriors.”

The town council was livid and insisted they change it. So, the docs changed it to read: “Schizoids and Hemorrhoids.”

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign. “Catatonics and High Colonics” – No go.

Next, they tried “Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives” – thumbs down again. 

Then came “Minds and Behinds” – still no good.

Another attempt resulted in “Lost Souls and Butt Holes” – unacceptable again!

So they tried “Analysis and Anal Cysts” – not a chance. “Nuts and Butts” – no way.

“Freaks and Cheeks” – still no good. “Loons and Moons” – forget it.

Almost at their wit’s end, the docs finally came up with: “Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones – Specializing in Odds and Ends.”

Everyone loved it.😓

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