Paracetamol joke

Lady: My husband just swallowed a paracetamol by mistake, what should I do?
Me: Give him a headache, why to waste medicine


Eyesight joke

A recent article in the Times reported that a woman, Anita Mehta , has sued a Command Hospital, saying that after her husband had surgery there, he lost all interest in me and love💞💞

A hospital spokesman replied:

“Mr. Mehta was admitted for cataract surgery. All we did was corrected his eyesight.”😂😝😷😷