A nonsurgical noninflammatory chat with the appendix
Name : appendix
called : vestigeal
Address: mcburneys point, right iliac fossa gated community.
Cell numb:ask the pathologist 😝 for cell numb and type.
Email id :firstname.lastname@example.org
( password: I think is fecolith😝 )
facebook status:married to miss o.appendix (mesoappendix)
Watsapp group:adorable abdomen
Fav music:bowel sounds
Fav dance:persistalsa (intestinal salsa dance😜)
Fav tv show:grays anatomy (very romantic😝😷)
favourite indoor game:hide n seek . Sometimes I hide beneath the liver n in the pelvis to confuse the radiologist .but they hav discovered a cat which can find me there too….CAT scan😪.
Fav subj :maths.
I keep counting the follicles in the ovary, fimbria of the fallopian tube n villi of the intestine.
Fav outdoor game: free style swimming in formalin solution.
Nature:silent but wen I fight I become red with anger (appendicitis)
And can even create tsunami in the abdomen (peritonitis) and send the owner of the abdomen to motuary n then to obituary .😜
One last message to the viewers:save us from the serial killers ( ie from the genlsurgeons.)
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