Appendix – Joke

A nonsurgical noninflammatory chat with the appendix
Interview done
by Srt.😜

Name    :  appendix

Surname   :vermiform
Popularly
called   :      vestigeal
                    Organ.😢

Address: mcburneys point, right iliac fossa gated community.

Cell numb:ask the pathologist 😝 for cell numb and type.

Email id :24hours-spain@aahh.abdomen.in
(  password:  I think is fecolith😝  )        
            

facebook status:married to miss o.appendix (mesoappendix)

Watsapp group:adorable abdomen
20members.
Admin…liver.

Fav music:bowel sounds

Fav dance:persistalsa (intestinal salsa dance😜)

Fav tv show:grays  anatomy (very romantic😝😷)

favourite indoor game:hide n seek . Sometimes I hide beneath the liver n in the pelvis to confuse the radiologist .but they hav discovered a cat which can find me there too….CAT scan😪.

Fav subj :maths.
I keep counting the follicles in the ovary, fimbria of the fallopian tube n villi of the intestine.

Fav outdoor game: free style swimming in  formalin solution.

Nature:silent but wen I fight I become red with anger (appendicitis)
And can even create tsunami in the abdomen (peritonitis) and send the owner of the abdomen to motuary n then to obituary .😜

One last message to the viewers:save us from the serial killers ( ie from the  genlsurgeons.)

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