Medical Jokes

Anaesthesia practical examination in some college in north India
(Based on real facts will little masala)

Scene 1
Examiner – How will you manage a case of elderly primi with eclampsia in labour?

Candidate 1- sir, I will cancel the case, I will ask them to refer the patient to medicine for the management of hypertension

Examiner – good, you are passed
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Scene 2
Examiner – A patient is referred from casualty with OP poisoning, how will you manage

Candidate 2 – sir, I will tell the referring doctor that the ventilator is not working and I will refuse to take up the case as without it we can’t manage the case

Examiner – very good. U r passed

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Scene 3

Examiner- How will u manage a case of appendicitis with fever

Candidate 3 – sir, I will cancel the case as the patient is having fever

Examiner – good. You are passed
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Scene 4

Examiner – how will u manage a case of compound fracture femur when patient is in shock

Candidate 4 – sir as such cases are managed conservatively with debridement and slab application, I will ask the ortho doc to do the same

Examiner – good, u r passed
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Scene 5

Examiner – how will you manage a case of cholelithiasis with no complication
posted for elective cholecystectomy

Candidate 5 – sir, I will cancel the case

Examiner – very good, u r passed
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Scene 6

Examiner – how will u manage a case of non functioning right kidney posted for nephrectomy with all normal parameters

Candidate 6- sir, I will cancel the case

Examiner- good, u r also passed
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Scene 7

Examiner – how will u counsel a patient with uncontrolled hypertension posted for hysterectomy about the risks involved in surgery? How will u explain her that u can’t give anaesthesia for her?

Candidate 7- sir I will write “posted provisionally” on her case paper, I will give all the required drug list, I will make her buy all the medicine, I will make her mentally, physically and economically prepare for the surgery. And on the day of surgery I will let their consultant explain her that the surgery is cancelled šŸ˜ˆ

Examiner- excellent, u are also passed
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Scene 8

Examiner- how will u….
Candidate 8 – (even before completing the question) sir, I will
Cancel the case

Examiner- excellent!! U r the topper šŸ˜‚
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Sleep Hygiene

The promotion of regular sleep is known as sleep hygiene. The following is a list of sleep hygiene tips which can be used to improve sleep.

1. Go to bed at the same time each night and rise at the same time each morning.

2. Make sure your bedroom is a quiet, dark, and relaxing environment, which is neither too hot or too cold.

3. Make sure your bed is comfortable and use it only for sleeping and not for other activities, such as reading, watching TV, or listening to music.

4. Remove all TVs, computers, and other “gadgets” from the bedroom.
Avoid large meals before bedtime.

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